papaya-war:

whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt

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Dan Howell featured in New York Magazine: 30 People the Internet Needs You To Know

Dan Howell featured in New York Magazine: 30 People the Internet Needs You To Know

rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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ididntknowaboutbarnes:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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make john green find the thing

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

shock-blankets-all-around:

Squidward cleaning the shit off your blog

shock-blankets-all-around:

Squidward cleaning the shit off your blog

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

netflixer:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,.  nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

troyleristhoulife:

Tyler Oakley crushing the dreams of innocent children everywhere

troyleristhoulife:

Tyler Oakley crushing the dreams of innocent children everywhere