whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
Dan Howell featured in New York Magazine: 30 People the Internet Needs You To Know
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
make john green find the thing
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
Squidward cleaning the shit off your blog
do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
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i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
Tyler Oakley crushing the dreams of innocent children everywhere